...I'm bleeding, quietly living.
Terri Conley, professor of psychology and women’s studies at the University of Michigan.
(via curvesincolor)
(Source: refinery29.com, via sototallyoveritliketotallyoveri)
The reason women are turning you down for casual sex seems to be that, for one thing, a lot of you are calling them sluts afterward. Also, a lot of you aren’t bothering to try to be good in bed.
| Guy in my class: | Sir, what if we had a gay P.E. teacher? That'd be bad because he'd be looking at all the guys in shorts. |
| Teacher: | You're assuming that all gay teachers are pedophiles. |
| Guy: | Well...yeah. |
| Teacher: | Carl I absolutely promise you that NO ONE in this school wants to have sex with you |
If someone has a crush on you, do not make them feel shitty about it. Don’t take advantage of their affection either. But most importantly don’t lead them on if you don’t have the right intentions.
(via sixpenceee)
I really think you need to brush up on your mythology here. Do you even know what a hydra looks like?
This is a hydra. Its defining features are its one tail and many, many heads.
So what the fuck is this supposed to be?
That, Mr Schmidt, is a fucking octopus. Its defining features are its ONE head and many LEGS.
You literally could not have gotten this more wrong.
Hail octopus
(via tardistogongen)
I don’t understand american school years what the fuck is a freshman or a sophomore why do you have these words instead of the numbers
what why would you use numbers
so IT FUCKING MAKES SENSE WHAT THE HELL IS A SOFT MOORE OR A FRESH MAN WHY ARE THE MEN FRESH
America makes no sense, as usual.
bless the person that actually made the chart
laughter from France
France what the fuck
(via benedictcollins)
